my life goal is to buy out an entire concert and then the artist will come on stage so dramatically and it will just be me sitting there like
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Blaine brings Kurt back to McKinley years after graduating to propose to him
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Do you want to know how I picture the end of my life? Just like in The Notebook: I’m sitting in a nursing home, talking endlessly about my high school sweetheart; my first love. Only, in my version he’s there with me ♥
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#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
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- Friend: Oh my god I read a book once that had a sex scene in it was so weird.
- Friend: Have you ever read anything like that?
- Me:
- Friend:
- Me:
- Friend:
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- Friend:
- Me: No ew that's gross what sort of disgusting human being do you think I am how dare you accuse me of such a thing.
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Hey y’all! I hit 5k followers so I’m doing a giveawaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
WHAT DO YOU FUCKING WIN???
Well, dear reader SIT THE FUCK DOWN AND PEEP THIS SHIT
- ORIGINAL ART jacked right from my sketchbooks!!! I will try to make it mostly Glee-related if you so choose but it will also include some of my RANDOM SHIT DRAWINGS YEAH
- STICKERS!! So many FUCKING STICKERS you don’t even know
- GOODIES that’s right RANDOM GOODIES that I find in my room or at a sketchy Brooklyn dollar store/thrift store!!! This could mean CREEPY TOYS, or a BIZARRE T-SHIRT, or I DON’T KNOW LIKE A BUTT DIDDLER OR SOMETHING WHATEVER I FIND IT’S A SURPRISE
- An original DUMB GLEE COMIC that HAS YOU IN IT!!!!!!! That I will draw ESPECIALLY FOR YOU yeah THAT’S RIGHT YOU GET TO BE IN A COMIC you can request what it’ll be about but chances are I’LL JUST DRAW A COMIC ABOUT DICKS or BUTTS
- CANDY!!!! DICK YEAH!!!!!
Hold up there dickfart THERE ARE RULES!!!!!
- This is a giveaway for my awesome followers so if your ass ain’t followin’ me YOU AIN’T GETTING SHIT HOMIE (and if you follow me just for the giveaway I WILL SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU)
- You can reglob as MANY TIMES AS YOUR BUTTHOLE DESIRES because YOU CAN’T CAGE THE WIND but like don’t go crazy because I will SIDE-EYE THE SHIT OUT OF YOU and you will also probably piss everyone who follows you off
- Likes count because I can’t be dicked to sort through that ish
- There will be THREE WHOLE WINNERS WOW WOAH that I will choose randomly using a number generator or throwing a dart at the list of names or something IDK
- The lucky ducky winners will be chosen on SATURDAY, JUNE 9TH!!!! YEAYEYAYEYAYEYEYAFUCK
Okay uh I think that’s it I love you all GOOD LUCK I LOVE YOU ALL AHHHHHHHHH
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imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it
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Lover of Glee, equality, fiction, nostalgia, and food. Some of my favorite things are the Hunger Games, Harry Potter, Avatar, Ouran, and the Mortal Instruments. I love writing, reading, and talking to new people so always feel free to send me things!
